This is so hilarious! I haven’t asked that to strangers yet, but I have been close to asking random acquaintances and colleagues whenever they told me they have a stomachache. Instead I usually ask if they thought they had eaten something that was off…only because asking random strangers and acquaintance THAT would be too weird.
With my kids however, I ask them if they have pooped even when they don’t complain of a stomachache. They would, usually, without any shame, tell me the number of times they have pooped. Or how big their poop was, and the shape and sizes that came with it. When they do complain of having a tummy ache, I’ll ask if they need to go poop at that time. It’s just how we roll. It’s kind of fun.
Wishing you have a wonderful, satisfying poop and a stomachache-free week. Happy mommying!