Every parent’s battle:

Amongst other things like being really thirsty all of a sudden, followed by losing the teddy they sleep with every night which should never have been taken out of their bed in the first place, as well as the impromptu need of finding that one other obscure teddy which is usually not a regular sleep companion. 

And while at that, include a few legos and one very specific toy car that has got to be orange in colour.

Welcome to parenthood and good night, folks! May your bedtime will always ever be so interesting.