Courtesy of Vicvanvinkle on the story of Qantas Airline, apparently the only major airline that has never had an accident so far.

The story goes that after every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas’ pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers (marked with an S).

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last……………..

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

I don’t quite know what the abbreviated words are, really, but some, if not most of the solutions are too darn funny! What a way to end a day in the office! Thanks Vic!

The deed is done. Fudge is finally spayed after several delayed attempts due to a few unforeseen inconveniences; one of which, Fudge being a little unwell from a minor infection.

Of the three cats, Fudge always has the sorriest sight when she isn’t well. She was all doped-up when we picked her up last evening after spending a night at the vet. She was also visibly uncomfortable with the cone around her head and was extremely quiet throughout the ride home.

The moment she got home, Donut was the first to fuss about her as Andy looked on, more out of curiosity than concern I think, before leaving Fudge to her own sorry state. It was, however, quite heart-warming to see Donut kept vigil over her throughout the night. What a pair! He is never too far away from her. She squeaks and he responds. She walks and he follows. She tumbles over, he sits up almost immediately, while both Silver Bullet and me cackle our guts out. Sounds mean, I know…but seeing her tumble over can be quite a comical sight!