Fudge has recently discovered a new hobby where she finds it absolutely necessary to climb up a 2 metre cupboard whenever I open the cupboard door to get dressed.   I could hardly reach her if she climbs up

Real fact #10 from a Snapple bottle cap: “Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas” Now, THAT cracked me up big time. I wonder why they are attracted to bananas? Banana or no bananas,