12+ driving hours, 2 border-crossings, 2 Air B&B nights, 1 Parisien city.   All of that in one short weekend with an impromptu planning; the perks of being and/or living in Europe as you’ll get to the

Don’t anyone dare call this Pirate of the House “Pirate”. The one with the fancy eye patch   N’uh! Not the mother, not the father, not the brother, not a.n.y.o.n.e.  The mere mention of the word “pirate”