Critter Stories Archive
Squirt Turns 5
Dear Squirt, What?! 5 already? Get back in here. In my tummy. NOW. GrubbsnCritters© Sheeesh…! 2 years ago when we celebrated your sister’s 5th birthday, you just turned 3. That didn’t seem too long ago. This is
“I hope your teeth fall out”
That was what I told my 6-year-old daughter the other evening when I put her to bed: I hope your teeth fall out. Out loud. In her face. Really meaning it. Sounds bad, I know. But no,
Pirate of the House
Don’t anyone dare call this Pirate of the House “Pirate”. The one with the fancy eye patch N’uh! Not the mother, not the father, not the brother, not a.n.y.o.n.e. The mere mention of the word “pirate”