This came in my inbox, courtesy of Vicvanwinkle. Singlish still rocks!

1) LILY – adverb. extremely, really.
“Wah, you lily can sing well ah!”

2) VALLEY – adverb. extremely (same with lily), very.
“Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?”

3) GORGES – adj. stunningly beautiful, gorgeous, normally found with valley.
“Wah! Ah Beng’s girlflan is valley gorges leh!”

4) CORAL – verb. to bicker, quarrel
“Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?”

5) REEF – (normally followed with coral) to argue with.
“You lily wantto coral reef me ah?”

6) ALTITUDE – adjective. a disagreeable demeanour, attitude
“Ah Lian Lily got a bad altitude ploblem”.

7) CIRRUS – adjective. certain. serious
“You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!”

8) CANOPY – phrase. impossible, cannot be
“He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?”

9) OLDLADY – adjective. completed, already
“Wah…you finish oldlady ah.”

10) SUIT – verb. to project forward, shoot
“Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady.”

11) SOW – verb. to reveal, show
“Sow me, sow me your new ting.”

12) LOAD – noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar, road
“We go Orchard Load leh.”

13) BLINK – verb. deliver, send, bring
“What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me.”

You like the above joking or not harr? Got some more?

I somehow think that my forehead is emblazoned with an “annoy me” sign… People seemed to just feed on my pet peeves, and secretly, I so badly want to give these inconsiderate idiots a real good smack on their heads. I’m especially annoyed when encountering the following:

1. Whatever possess people to continue yakking away between opened elevator door – one already on the inside of the elevator, the other still on the outside and holding up 15 other people in the same elevator who essentially are waiting for these 2 clowns to stop talking

2. People, who, right before stepping onto the escalator, decide to stop right at the mouth of the escalator to either a) discuss things with the person/persons they are with b) wait for their troops to catch up with them. For some reason, they are generally oblivious to the fact that there are people right behind them wanting to either go up/down that very escalator

3. Those who hogs the only working ATM machine around as they concurrently deciding how much money they need to draw and repeatedly draw out small amounts at a time, while 10 other people are waiting in line.

Makes me wanna give a back-hand swat to the back of their heads so hard that their eyes and teeth will pop out of their pretty faces! Is it really that hard to exercise a little bit of consideration, people!